Well, this is the final one for sure, seeing as how I'm writing it from Spokane, and posting it now. This blog only covers the three days that weren't written about in Blog 6, but wow, those were some interesting days.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Blog 7
Well, this is the final one for sure, seeing as how I'm writing it from Spokane, and posting it now. This blog only covers the three days that weren't written about in Blog 6, but wow, those were some interesting days.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Blog Six
A quail catcher’s baskets. Yes, this is a profession.Blog 6
Well, our stay in Kenya is quickly coming to a close, but things are definitely still happening. This could possibly be my last blog, but don’t count your chickens before you’re even sure if they’re chickens.
Monday, the 14th was the day that Mom and I left for Butere, where Mom’s old friends, the Ashenes. Upon arrival, we met Johnston, Florence (aka Flora), and one of their sons, Joshua. Not much to do that day, but apparently after it rained, it had been the first rain for quite a while.
The Ashenes with us.Tuesday was about the same, with really nothing to do, so I was able to finish a book in two days written by the alleged killer of Martin Luther King Jr. proving his innocence. Good book, called “Who Killed Martin Luther King Jr.?” That was pretty much the whole day, but I was able to sleep in, which was nice; breakfast is at 7:30 at the house.
The secretary bird. You should probably use the zoom option to properly see it.Ah, Thursday, the 17th. Another one of those “speech days”. This time it was for the purpose of handing over the house that was completely finished. This apparently involved a two hour speech, followed by sermon. It was in Swahili but there was some interpreting this time. Matthew also made a speech, pretty much challenging the fellowship why they couldn’t come and help with the construction (remember that downer day I told you about on Tuesday last week?). That was interesting. Pictures, now…
The completely finished house.
Me unlocking the door to give the keys to Moses.I think that since this is near the end or our stay, is would be nice to kind of give an overview of the Swahili and Bukusu words I’ve learnt. We’ll start with Swahili, shall we? One note, though. All the r’s have a slight roll, all the a’s are like saying aaahhhh when the doctor shoves that stick thing down your throat, all the I’s sound like ee, and the e’s at the end of the word are actually eh, like a Canadian, (Sorry, for all those Canadian viewers, if I have any…) and when you see an M at the beginning of a word, say mmmm (like when you enjoy the food you’re eating) and then the rest of the word. Also, for most words that are adjectives, just add Sana to make it very whatever.
Probably the six most needed words you need to know-
Habari (Yako)- How are you? Say Yako if very formal, or to emphasize Also, this is what every little child screams at you as you walk past.
Mzuri- Good. The traditional answer to Habari.
Asante- Thank you. You use this A LOT.
Karibu- Welcome/ You’re welcome. You use this for actually welcoming someone, like to your house, and to answer someone who has already said Asante. No, it’s not Caribou, for those people who are reading this at home.
Jambo- Hello/ Hi. You answer this by saying Jambo again.
Sawa- (Sawa)- Either one means Okay.
The “lesser” words, that aren’t necessary to survive.
Mzungu/Wazungu- White person. The M at the beginning is for singular. This, too, is what small children scream at you as you walk past.
Kidogo- Small.
Watoto/Mtoto- Children. Once again, the M at the beginning is singular.
Kuja- Come.
Twende- Go.
Simama- Stop
Pole- Sorry. You actually use this a lot, since it also means “excuse me”
Pole-Pole- Slowly. No, I don’t know why it’s just repeating Sorry twice.
Haraka- Fast/Faster
Narudi- Go back.
Kuku- Chicken.
Wekesa- Harvest. Yes, this is the name that they gave me.
Kubwa- Big.
Tuonane- See you. Kind of informal
Qwaheri- Goodbye. More formal.
Iko- Is there…
Cindio- Do you hear/understand?
Wey-a-Wey- Hey man! Sort of an attention-getter.
Buena- God/Man. Saying eh, Buena is like “hey, dude”
Bya- Bad. Sounds like “buy a”
And now for the two Bukusu words I know. By the way, that’s the local language.
Oreyena- How are you? Same as Habari.
Dimilem- Good. Equivalent to Mzuri.
Ok, I know that I know almost nothing, but considering everyone speaks English, it’s not that big of a problem.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Blog Five
That jungely/rainforesty place thingy.Blog 5
Of the days that have gone by so far since I last wrote, only one of them had a big activity. That would be Saturday, if you’re wondering, but let me get the in-between.
This is of me at the Isiukhu Falls, our first stop along the way.
The overlook at the highest point of our hike (roughly 5000 feet- yes, we were breathing like Darth Vader with an asthma attack while trying to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a backwards pulling vacuum cleaner.) Buyongo point. From here on out, it was down.
Just another photo of Mom, Sammy (recognize him from any earlier blogs?) and, The King of the Universe As You Know It (Me.) at the top of the climb.
The colobus monkey is pretty common in this jungle thing, but extremely hard to photo. Maybe if you have a zoom option on your computer, you can find the monkey in this picture. Where’s Waldo?
Yahoo, baboons! Coming back, we spotted this clan just lounging around near the road. Apparently they’re extremely mean, and pests of the forest. I still think this picture’s cool though…
This is completely unrelated to the subject at hand, but here’s a picture of John and Jan Gribben, who we became really good friends with over the course of several weeks. I took this picture the day before they left. Just so you know.Blog Four
Blog 4
Well, it’s been a while since I last wrote, but quite a lot has happened. I’d just like to point out that I would put on a huge amount of pictures, but the connection we have available to us allows for almost nothing. Okay, I think I ended on Saturday, and today is Wednesday, so I’ll get all the stuffing.
Monday, the 7th was the start of building. Finally! Something really productive that we can do! Aside from the “fun” outlook this building had at the beginning, the appeal soon got lost in the blistering equator sun. You ever thought about climbing in the oven in your kitchen to see what it’s like? No? Well, I have (sort of). But with this sun, there’s no need; it’s all around you, the whole time. If Matthew was a cannibal, he could have had roast Scott for lunch. Luckily he’s not… Okay, for all people who have dug holes, you know what a great thing a post-hole digger is. Right? Well, we didn’t even have a shovel. By the way, this was for the foundation posts, which needed two feet holes; about twenty of them. For digging materials, we had short metal rods which made you stay on your knees for long amounts of time while repeatedly beating the ground. I guess the philosophy was to make the ground submit to your iron will, and conveniently collapse upon itself, making a perfect two foot hole. This philosophy, however, did not come into play at this point in time, as it took at least thirty or forty minutes per hole. No, I’m not joking or exaggerating. Today, for me and Matthew, was mostly menial labor, requiring little skill, but much sweat. I’m talking MUCH. I’m fairly certain I drank like three liters. Okay, for some people (ahem, COOPER) this is almost nothing, but for me, this is like consuming Lake Ontario in an hour. (That is possible, for those non-believers out there.) Other people were making the roofing structure, and it ended up that we got the main structure up at the end of the day. According to Matthew, this was the most he had ever gotten done for house construction within one day.
The original site.
Tuesday was much the same as Monday, but today mostly consisted of nailing the supports on the sides to hold up the mud siding (They’re called fitos). This takes much more time than it looks like, mostly because of Matthew and my “skill” at hammering. There was also the fact that not many people showed up, compared to Monday. The working force consisted of Matthew, me, the chairman of the fellowship, the actual owner of the new home, and two children. Hmmm. All I can say is that today was pretty discouraging. The actual building is made of mud; wet dirt, for those of you who don’t know what that is. This is a process where someone tears up the ground with a jembe (sorry, I don’t have a picture, but think of a combination of a shovel, spade, and rake, with a short handle), and then water is poured, and then people stamp around in it, until the right consistency is achieved. This takes a long time, since we are making a ton of mud. Today, though, we only got a fourth of the house done, due to the conditions I specified above. The coordinator of the unit, Constant, who is a great guy, gave the fellowship a serious dressing-down because of their unwillingness to help. On the way back, he had to get a different motorbike, because his had popped a tire, so as Matthew and I anxiously looked at the exhaust, it belched gouts of smoke that could rival Mt. Wannahawkalugie (It does exist! Just watch Finding Nemo trademark!)
Wednesday, which is when I’m writing this, was pretty much the completion of our part of this project. (Did I mention that my mom pretty much paid for this whole thing?) The whole day consisted of mudding, which is seriously tiring. It was mostly all right, though, since the roof had been put up the following day, so we got some shade while working. The walls came up really quickly today, and a ton of people started helping, due to the speech Constant gave yesterday. The children helping were really having fun, too. As you know, mud+children=explosion/fun/insanity/throwing of/2. Anyway, we built up the wall to a certain point, where we left the rest, which is almost nothing for the fellowship to finish up. We will be coming back on Friday to check up on progress, and will be officially handing it over next Thursday. Job well done. Oh yeah, Marian and Rule, and Jack came from Dutchland. Wait, that would be Holland. They are long time visitors of Kimilili, and know the place well.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Blog Three
Example of what people put on bikes. And then ride the bikes.
Blog 3
Wow. Where to start my third blog. Where I left off, I guess. Okay, so it’s July 3 (Thursday). Market Day. This is a huge part of life here in Kimilili, and the peak of the week for some people. There are several sections of the market, like the textile and clothes part, the agriculture, which is pretty much just a lot of bidding for cows and goats. There’s also a fish section, and miscellaneous electronics/everything part. We all agree that the fish that are and have been on sale for multiple market weeks, which supposedly is okay, since they’re dried, but I’m not so sure… Luckily we don’t have to eat it, though. Whew.
The fish. Too bad cameras can’t take smells along with the pictures.
We (Mom, Matthew, and I) mostly just looked around at the wares, and the only things I got were a cool little oil “lamp” aka tin can with some sort of wick, but is actually quite cool, and a pair of sandals made out of tires. These are not actually meant to be worn, but cost almost nothing. The owner of the store wasn’t even using them. Talk about product confidence. Mom got some cloth things, and we were able to “haggle” whereas Matthew tells the seller that this item is “too expensive”. We actually did lower the price, so that was good. Also, on the way home, the weirdest thing happened. We were sidling along the street, when, out of the blue, some little boy just sprints up, flings his leg behind his head (while standing), unflings his leg, and runs away. I’m not joking about this. It actually looked like he really banged the back of his head while doing this. Maybe he was expecting some money. This is as weird as it sounds. Anyway, that’s all we really did that day, but it was a great experience. Here are a few pictures.
Next day, (July 4, Friday), Matthew and I were just touring schools on the premise of planting five trees. It turned out that the actual planting took about five minutes, and the “trees” were actually just branches with soil at the base. Whatever, but the schools themselves were fairly interesting. We got to three that day, and each one has some Kenyan name that’s insanely hard to remember, so I can’t remember. All the schools knew that we would be touring in advance, by the way. Ok, before I begin, let me tell you that a guest in Kenya is given some serious privileges. That means they will try to feed you at the school, and will make you give impromptu speeches in front of the whole student body. Long speeches. Like more than ten minutes. They began giving us a tour of the school, whereas the chairman gave us a full history of the school and at the end, though, it was worth it, because we were presented with the nationally winning choir, of which pictures don’t do justice. I do have video, but the blog doesn’t let me put it on.
The choir.
After leaving, the next school was about the same way, but this time, there was no choir, we planted those “trees”, and the head teacher was welcoming us for lunch however we was running short of time.
Last school we were very impressed with (the head teacher was gone at the time), and it had actually grown a ton since Matthew had last been there. That took the whole day. Oh yeah, HAPPY JULY 4!!!!!!!!!!!
Next day (June you know what it is…) Saturday.
All I can say that this day has seriously taught me a lesson in patience. It was an opening ceremony for a new transformation unit, whereas a seven hour speech, in Swahili took place, along with some entertainment. The end.
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Blog Two.
Blog 2
Well, here I am again, with this blog thing. I forgot to add in the last one that I have been christened Wekesa (Wi-kessa) which means Harvest. Apparently, Scott doesn’t transfer over to anything Swahili nicely. It’s now June 30, and it hasn’t actually been that long since I posted my last one (aka number one) but multiple things have happened. During the time since, I’ve had a thorough orientation to IcFEM headquarters, meeting with the Line Ministry directors for thirty minutes each. By the way, there are twelve of these people, so I was sitting there being talked at for roughly six hours. But hey, I had nothing better to do, and, to be honest some of what these people do is extremely interesting. Some examples of the ministries that have been introduced to me are just these- education, relief and health care, senior citizens, agriculture, trauma relief, finances, etc… Ok, some of these titles are actually several of the ministries, which are broken down to pretty specific topics. I’d say the trauma relief was the most informing. Most of you know of the Mt. Elgon crisis, which displaced thousands of people, many of whom came to live in Kimilili, which is close, but safe. The trauma relief counsels children who have suffered, whether by losing parents, siblings, seen killing, etc… I hope this kind of gives a very brief overview of IcFEM. For anyone who’s interested, I can explain it much more in detail if you’d like. (Sort of…)

Inside view of IcFEM headquarters

Left to right: Gloria, Sampson, Mr. Driver (who was actually a great guy, I’m just bad w/ names)
This field work consisted of sitting in on one the elections for one of the Transformation Units, which, as I’ve already said, is made up of at least 40 Fellowships, which have at least 25 members. This unit had over 90 Fellowship, and over 2000 people in it. They’ll be splitting soon, because there are two groups represented, into two different Units. Anyway, this election was supposed to start at ?11:00?, and we would be leaving headquarters at 10 am. Yeah, right. Just to let you know, “Kenyan time” compared to “our time” in terms of getting to an appointment at a certain time is like comparing armadillos to heavily clad battleships. So, pretty much, there is no comparison. We actually left headquarters at 11, got to the sight, ready for some electin’, and promptly began waiting for everyone to show up. Of course, we are talking about fifty people, but seriously, I’m pretty sure we waited until 12:30, and even then, a ton of people hadn’t shown up. Yes! We can now elect the line ministry people for the Unit! Wrong. The amount of people spurred a spontaneous four hour speech by Samson (who you couldn’t really blame; according to Gloria, you had to explain EVERYTHING to this village, or they would get confused) about every little fine point of the electoral process. This was all in Swahili. I’m pretty sure we fit some bible study and hymn time in there too. (The hymns were the best, because since this was all in Swahili anyway, there was actually a tune to listen to.) Oh, did I mention that this was in Swahili? Yeah, this was in Swahili. In Swahili. Swahili. Great language, but pointless if you sit there for four hours listening to something you have no idea the topic is on. Well, the elections finally came, the people were elected, the end. Hurrah! I’m starting to get the idea, that the “time” is a non-existent concept in this culture. Well, it sure feels like it. To offset all this though, every single person is extremely kind, and inquisitive into your life, and very talkative. I’d say that definitely voids the boredom. Oh yeah, everyone here is fluent in English. Have no fear of not being able to communicate. Just leave lots of time.

Me picking coffee beans.
Today, (July 2, Wednesday) we visited the elderly in the morning. Our group consisted of Matthew, me, mom, and Sarah, the senior citizen ministry director. This was our first time on boda-boda’s, which, to be given a very general description, are pretty much just cushions on the backs of bikes, that you ride on. This was an interesting experience for my mom.
My mom’s boda-boda experience. I feel sorry for the guy driving.
This was a great experience, and we were able to give some elderly people food, which definitely made their day. The rest of the day was uneventful, except the regular pouring downpour to end all downpours. Pictures don’t do it justice, so I won’t even put one on.
Ok, I’m just going to sum up five of the really major differences between America and HERE.
Side note- I was too harsh on the vegetable portion. They have many other foods, and, to be truthful, the veggies are really good, seriously. You won’t find better, and I actually find myself liking bananas, which is weird for me. Don’t worry, the food is different, but great. At least we haven’t had to eat monkey brain. Thanks for the advice, Cooper.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Number One.
Blog 1
Well, this is my first blog ever, so I’m just going to ramble about my experiences so far. Each blog tells of experiences over multiple days, so don’t get confused by the change. Okay. So, my mom and I arrived in Kenya yesterday (that would be June 25), and pretty much Matthew has just been orientationizing us to the local culture and activities. IcFEM Mission is one huge organization. Apparently there are over 16,000 members, with 9 different “transformation” groups split up over a large area. A transformation group is made up of forty or more fellowship groups, which in turn are made up of at least 25 people. Wow. Anyway, we arrived at the guest house, with me sleeping in the van from the airport (If you can call it an airport; more like a small building bordering a long strip of concrete) and set up shop in the house.
This is a picture of the compound, with the Guest house courtyard guest houses behind me, so you can’t see them.
We met Helen, and Catherine who are to be our cooks through the duration of our stay, and Martin and Peter who had just filmed 12 hours of raw footage about the IcFEM Mission, and now had the daunting task of editing it. Nothing else really happened, except for the constant annoying dog(s) and the rooster which likes to hear itself crow. Not fun. Especially after having lost like 9 hours in our flights over here from Spokane (that= extreme tiring). I’m pretty sure that my mom and I didn’t sleep for roughly 30 hours straight on the way over. That was even more fun than the rooster. Other than that, however, the people are extremely kind. The thing I really noticed, however, was the fact that everyone walks/bikes. Vehicles are scarce, and when they do appear (like our taxi) they’re forced to weave through the whole road, avoiding civilians, potholes, other cars, and other hazards o’ the environment. I took a run this morning with Matthew when it was still cool, and, although we took it easy, the fact that we are at 5600 feet compared to Spokane’s 2000 or something made it pretty interesting for the whole issue of breathing. Hopefully within a couple days of running I’ll be used to the big change. The tour of the IcFEM headquarters was full of people always welcoming, shaking hands, and pretty much going out of their way to greet you in the best way possible. Apparently, my program for the next four weeks includes full orientation to the workings of IcFEM- I’m going to be showing it to various people who might be interested when I get back to Spokane- constructing a house for people whose original burned down, and are now living in a shed (should I even call it that?) no larger than the space your bathtub takes up in your bathroom. Oh yeah, did I mention that this is a family of eight we’re talking about here? Anyhoo… I’ll also be doing some field work among some of the transformation units, and for the last week, I’ll be teaching kids cricket, even though I don’t really know how either (that would be Matthew’s job to teach). Oh, by the way, Matthew is from the UK and has been here for 3 years, and is the leader/ setter- upper of the Gap Programme, where college kids take a “Gap Year” to do mission work. He lives at IcFEM quarters, which is where we’re staying. I’ll try to get a pic later.
The hospital at Dreamland.
These two pictures show the primary school and hospital at Dreamland, where an eighty year old man had a repeating dream to give his land to aid Christ, and gave it to Solomon (the director o’ IcFEM), who had been having a dream about building hospital, school, and other needed facilities.
These are the kids at the school in Dreamland close up. Happy group.
We went to Kisumu today, (three hour drive) to pick up a UK couple, Jan and John. That was interesting, especially when our driver, who is actually very nice and experienced, hit a ginormous speed bump going at like 65 kilometers per hour. I’m pretty sure we got some air on that one, but aside from that, the trip was uneventful. So far we’ve lost power twice, but only for a short time each occurrence.