
Picture o’ Matthew (finally)
Blog 2
Well, here I am again, with this blog thing. I forgot to add in the last one that I have been christened Wekesa (Wi-kessa) which means Harvest. Apparently, Scott doesn’t transfer over to anything Swahili nicely. It’s now June 30, and it hasn’t actually been that long since I posted my last one (aka number one) but multiple things have happened. During the time since, I’ve had a thorough orientation to IcFEM headquarters, meeting with the Line Ministry directors for thirty minutes each. By the way, there are twelve of these people, so I was sitting there being talked at for roughly six hours. But hey, I had nothing better to do, and, to be honest some of what these people do is extremely interesting. Some examples of the ministries that have been introduced to me are just these- education, relief and health care, senior citizens, agriculture, trauma relief, finances, etc… Ok, some of these titles are actually several of the ministries, which are broken down to pretty specific topics. I’d say the trauma relief was the most informing. Most of you know of the Mt. Elgon crisis, which displaced thousands of people, many of whom came to live in Kimilili, which is close, but safe. The trauma relief counsels children who have suffered, whether by losing parents, siblings, seen killing, etc… I hope this kind of gives a very brief overview of IcFEM. For anyone who’s interested, I can explain it much more in detail if you’d like. (Sort of…)

Inside view of IcFEM headquarters
Day after that (July 1, Tuesday), I finally did something, other than talking to people; I “went into the field”. This means that I was actually able to go somewhere other than the headquarters. I went with Samson, one of the IcFEM staff; Gloria, a student working @ IcFEM, and our driver, whose name I can’t remember right now. Here’s a picture (if I’ve figured out how to put in pictures yet)

Left to right: Gloria, Sampson, Mr. Driver (who was actually a great guy, I’m just bad w/ names)
This field work consisted of sitting in on one the elections for one of the Transformation Units, which, as I’ve already said, is made up of at least 40 Fellowships, which have at least 25 members. This unit had over 90 Fellowship, and over 2000 people in it. They’ll be splitting soon, because there are two groups represented, into two different Units. Anyway, this election was supposed to start at ?11:00?, and we would be leaving headquarters at 10 am. Yeah, right. Just to let you know, “Kenyan time” compared to “our time” in terms of getting to an appointment at a certain time is like comparing armadillos to heavily clad battleships. So, pretty much, there is no comparison. We actually left headquarters at 11, got to the sight, ready for some electin’, and promptly began waiting for everyone to show up. Of course, we are talking about fifty people, but seriously, I’m pretty sure we waited until 12:30, and even then, a ton of people hadn’t shown up. Yes! We can now elect the line ministry people for the Unit! Wrong. The amount of people spurred a spontaneous four hour speech by Samson (who you couldn’t really blame; according to Gloria, you had to explain EVERYTHING to this village, or they would get confused) about every little fine point of the electoral process. This was all in Swahili. I’m pretty sure we fit some bible study and hymn time in there too. (The hymns were the best, because since this was all in Swahili anyway, there was actually a tune to listen to.) Oh, did I mention that this was in Swahili? Yeah, this was in Swahili. In Swahili. Swahili. Great language, but pointless if you sit there for four hours listening to something you have no idea the topic is on. Well, the elections finally came, the people were elected, the end. Hurrah! I’m starting to get the idea, that the “time” is a non-existent concept in this culture. Well, it sure feels like it. To offset all this though, every single person is extremely kind, and inquisitive into your life, and very talkative. I’d say that definitely voids the boredom. Oh yeah, everyone here is fluent in English. Have no fear of not being able to communicate. Just leave lots of time.

Me picking coffee beans.
Today, (July 2, Wednesday) we visited the elderly in the morning. Our group consisted of Matthew, me, mom, and Sarah, the senior citizen ministry director. This was our first time on boda-boda’s, which, to be given a very general description, are pretty much just cushions on the backs of bikes, that you ride on. This was an interesting experience for my mom.

My mom’s boda-boda experience. I feel sorry for the guy driving.
This was a great experience, and we were able to give some elderly people food, which definitely made their day. The rest of the day was uneventful, except the regular pouring downpour to end all downpours. Pictures don’t do it justice, so I won’t even put one on.

Me on da boda-boda
Ok, I’m just going to sum up five of the really major differences between America and HERE.
The driving. It is insane. People are walking in the street like it’s a sidewalk, crossing without regard for personal safety (or so it seems like…), bike riders (who are always present, no matter what time) are careening around with cargo, both human and inanimate. Sometimes this includes sugarcane stalks that have a length of like fifteen feet, stretching across the road. This is all made all the more scary because of the fact that the taxi drivers go at roughly 100 km per hour (how many mph?) at all times. Hence the speed bump I talked about earlier. I mean, seriously, it’s crazy. However, Mom has this strange idea that the taxi drivers actually know what they’re doing. I expect this is true, since I’ve gone on several rides, and have generally come back with all major limbs still partially attached. I wonder what the crash or death rate is on roads?
Timekeeping abilities. No. They don’t exist. Sorry, you’ve reached the wrong number, please redial. You already heard the above story, and if that doesn’t prove it, Peter and Martin were always complaining about this fact. You’d wonder what would happen if you, say, actually had to go somewhere for something? And be even marginally on time? Well, you’d just have to be late, which would be accepted, since this is the norm.
Temperature. Um, it’s hot. This is supposed to be the cool season (yes, it is flipped- January is the hot) right? Sort of. If you consider over 75 degrees plus extreme humidity cool. I don’t, apparently they do. I guess I kind of expected this, though, so I shouldn’t be complaining.
Food. All vegetables. The end.
People. They are the nicest people you could possibly meet. You’ll be walking down the street, and someone will randomly come up and shake your hand leaving you wondering… if you should know them? Whatever. Everyone at IcFEM is of course kind, but it’s the people other than that which make a difference. The thing you have to get used to, though is the stares. If you were, to, say, walk down the street, or do something normal like that, be prepared for a tidal wave of stares. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAZUNGU!!!!!!!!!!!!! (WHITE PERSON!!!!!!!!) is what these children must be thinking, if their stares give anything away. In a kind way, of course. The adults are generally more discreet. I like to think of this as the cataclysmictidalwaveofstaringatyoubecauseyouarewhite theory. Yes, that is in the dicintionary (dic-in-shin-ary). Be prepared for some serious change. Oh yeah, you can’t ever wear shorts, and women can’t wear anything but dresses/skirts. Anything else would be extremely taboo. That’s it, the end, goodbye, see you later. Yeah, right…
Side note- I was too harsh on the vegetable portion. They have many other foods, and, to be truthful, the veggies are really good, seriously. You won’t find better, and I actually find myself liking bananas, which is weird for me. Don’t worry, the food is different, but great. At least we haven’t had to eat monkey brain. Thanks for the advice, Cooper.